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Welcome to the BBC Local page for Erehwon, an unimportant and largely unknown county somewhere on the border of Merseyside, Lancashire, Manchester and Staffordshire. Erehwon is made up East-Erehwon and West-Erehwon, neither of which produces any interesting news. Neighbouring counties include West-Chester (which is part of Merseyside) and East-Chester (which is part of Lancashire). In the recent local elections the Nonexistent Party swept into power with zero votes, beating the Nihilists, the Invisible Party and the Unemployed Party. The new none-chairperson of the nillatory authority had no comment on rumours that BBC licence fees were to be reduced to a "proportionate" level.

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News from the BBC BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition Delays hit pupils' test results More than a million 11 and 14-year-olds in England will get their Sats results late this year because of administrative chaos. Robbery clue to student murders The death of two French students, who suffered more than 240 stab wounds, could be linked to a robbery, police reveal. Badger cull proposals 'rejected' The government has decided against a cull of badgers in England to control TB in cattle, the BBC understands. Teenager dies after knife attack A 16-year-old youth stabbed in a street attack in south London has died of his injuries in hospital, police say. BBC journalist Wheeler dies at 85 Sir Charles Wheeler, the BBC's longest-serving foreign correspondent, dies from lung cancer aged 85. Ben murder accused are remanded Three men appear in court charged with the murder of 16-year-old Ben Kinsella. Top spy seriously ill in hospital Britain's top spy, Alex Allan, the chairman of the Joint Intelligence Committee, is unconscious and seriously ill in hospital. Freed Betancourt heads to France French-Colombian politician Ingrid Betancourt is due in Paris, two days after her dramatic release from captivity under Farc rebels. Emmerdale actor Hornby dies at 63 Actor Clive Hornby, who played Jack Sugden in ITV1 soap Emmerdale for 28 years, has died at the age of 63. US 'pregnant man' gives birth to baby girl An American man who was born female but underwent gender reassignment gives birth, US media report. Tracy Emin's stolen bronze sparrow returned to Liverpool A small bronze sparrow which was part of a Tracey Emin sculpture which had gone missing from its home in Liverpool is returned. Live - Federer v Safin Roger Federer takes on Marat Safin in the first men's semi-final at Wimbledon. British GP will move to Donington The British Grand Prix is to move from Silverstone to Donington Park from 2010, it has been announced. No action over NZ rugby sex claim A woman involved in an alleged sexual assault by four England rugby players in New Zealand will not be making a formal complaint to police. What do you want to talk about? What do you want the world to talk about? Obituary A look back at the life of journalist Sir Charles Wheeler A matter of truth Tower 7 and the evolution of a conspiracy theory In pictures The fires raging in northern and central California 7 days quiz Can you tell who this waxwork is meant to be? Four-way split Why the UK now has different NHS systems All-rounder Farewell to the inventor of the mini-roundabout Lab returns organs to wrong body A man's funeral is delayed for five weeks after pathology staff misplace his organs in another person's body. Man jailed for killing baby girl An RAF technician who shook his eight-month-old daughter to death at their home in Moray is jailed. Two escape light aircraft crash A pilot and his passenger escape injury after their light aircraft crash lands and catches fire in a village near Newport. Man denying crash death charges A man appears in court charged with causing death by dangerous driving over a crash on the outskirts of west Belfast. Opposition 'must accept Mugabe' Crowds greet Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe as he returns from a summit where he defended his re-election. Fires lead to California exodus Thousands of people are told to leave their homes as wildfires burn in large areas of the US state of California. Hamas suspends talks over Shalit Hamas suspends talks over a prisoner exchange deal due to involve the release of captured Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit. Direct China-Taiwan flights begin The first regular direct flight from China to Taiwan in nearly six decades lands in Taipei, in a new sign of improving ties. Dozens hurt in Belarus bomb blast Fifty people are injured in the Belarussian capital in a bomb explosion at a concert attended by President Lukashenko. India left gives nuclear deadline Communist allies of India's government give it a Monday deadline over the controversial US nuclear deal. UK investors rescue B&B cash call Bradford & Bingley confirms that its plan to raise Tories attack Brown on expenses Gordon Brown is accused of failing to show leadership on reforming expenses, as No 10 deny he 'ducked' a key vote. 'Deadliest' malaria rising in UK More cases of the most dangerous type of malaria are being brought back to the UK from trips, official figures show. Call for better 'global literacy' Many children in England are being denied a schooling in global events, a survey for an educational charity says. Smallest planet shrinks in size The smallest planet in the Solar System has become even smaller, studies by the Messenger spacecraft show. 'No truth' in Friends film rumour There are no plans for a big-screen version of hit US sitcom Friends, film studio Warner Bros tells the BBC. Google 'faces Street View block' Google's plans to launch a mapping tool in the UK could be referred to the Information Commissioner.

News from the Chester Evening Leader Chester Evening Leader - News Chaos for Chester motorists as protesters stage demo MOTORISTS in Chester were facing traffic chaos today, as hundreds of protesters lobbied against soaring fuel costs. FA Cup is the main attraction at Blacon festival THE FA Cup will be the star attraction at the Blacon Festival being held this coming weekend. Knife charge Chester man is bailed A MAN has been charged with carrying a knife following reports of an incident at a doctor's surgery in Chester. Ten-year visitor landmark as Chester Zoo reports June boom CHESTER Zoo has celebrated its busiest June in a decade. Chester choir aim to wow contest judges A CHOIR from Chester will be aiming to win a chorus of approval tomorrow when they appear on national television. Chester City Council admits killing pigeons - HAVE YOUR SAY CHESTER COUNCIL chiefs have admitted killing pigeons ? ignoring their own policy and the advice of experts. Fusiliers prepare for move to Chester barracks AN Army battalion of 600 men is moving from Cyprus to its new home in Chester. Chester man denies exposing himself to girls in park A MAN accused of exposing himself to two young girls in a Chester park has appeared in court. Tesco set to open new Chester superstore next month CHESTER'S new Tesco superstore will open next month, creating almost 200 jobs. Chester youngsters given chance to net a degree in basketball coaching THE University of Chester is offering scholarships to young basketball players. Animal loving Chester volunteer awarded A VOLUNTEER with a big heart and a love for animals was delighted to be recognised with an award. Chester nightclub's twin charity windfall TWO special VIP nights at a club raised nearly Free car parking in Chester in bid to boost trade FREE parking is to be introduced in Chester as part of an ambitious bid to draw shoppers back to the city centre. Cheshire church hit by lead thieves POLICE are hunting thieves who caused thousands of pounds worth of damage at a historic village church. Cheshire Police warning after sharp rise in fake POLICE in Chester are warning shoppers and retailers to be vigilant after a surge in the use of fake money. 'Contemptible' burglar targeted vulnerable Cheshire victims A JUDGE has slammed the "contemptible" actions of a teenage conman who duped elderly people in order to steal from them. Inspirational Chester woman presented with award A WOMAN who used technology to turn her life around has won a national award for her determination and success. Chester consultant's key role in report into NHS A LEADING consultant at the Countess of Chester Hospital has played a key role in a major report into the future of the NHS in England. Chester Roodee pulls in 40,00 for big races weekend NEARLY 40,000 punters descended on Chester racecourse over the weekend, as the new 'Midsummer Madness' race meetings were declared a massive hit. Tributes after sudden death of 28-year-old man - LEAVE YOUR TRIBUTE THE FAMILY of a Cheshire public relations officer who died at the age of 28 have described him as a "great son and a great brother." Chester student wins AN A-level student has sung his way to Government minister to decide on Chester school plan A DECISION on building a controversial new school, which has divided a Chester community, now rests in the hands of a senior cabinet minister. Lazy summer evenings come to Chester Zoo ONE of the Chester's top tourist attractions is extending its opening times for special summer events. Chester nurses take a step back in time at museum STUDENT nurses from the University of Chester have been measuring their blood pressure ? 1950s-style. Woman's dramatic rescue after car plunged into River Dee A WOMAN was dramatically rescued from her car after it crashed through a bridge and plunged 15ft into the River Dee. Jerry Springer show 'love rat' set for new reality TV show role A SELF-confessed love rat from Chester is to appear on TV again ? this time putting prospective personal assistants through their paces. Woman attacked outside Chester nightclub THREE men were arrested after a woman was knocked unconscious outside the busy Chester nightclub, Cruise. Mother and child are rescued from Ellesmere Port house fire FIREFIGHTERS rescued a mother and her young child from the bedroom of their burning house in Ellesmere Port. Chester's Moonlight Walk hailed a success by organisers MORE than 600 women from around the region completed a 13-mile overnight walk to raise funds for the Countess of Chester Hospital. Cheshire fun day full of ice cream and treats will aid homeless charity FAMILIES from around the region can treat themselves to a fun day out, while helping to tackle homelessness in Flintshire and Cheshire.